In the ever-evolving world of spirituality and New Age practices, there's one deity that's been making waves (and howling with laughter) – the one and only Anubis, the ancient Egyptian god with a canine twist. If you're looking to add a little more "woof" to your spiritual journey, then buckle up, because Hugs Across The Cosmos is about to take you on a wild ride through the realm of this enigmatic deity.
Who Let the God Out? Anubis' Origin Story
Anubis, the dog-headed deity, has been a fixture in ancient Egyptian mythology for centuries. But did you know that he didn't always have that iconic canine appearance? In fact, Anubis started out as a jackal-headed figure, representing the wild and untamed nature of the desert. However, as the ancient Egyptians became more domesticated, they decided that a dog-headed deity would be a much more relatable and approachable figure.
"I mean, who doesn't love a good puppy?" Anubis chuckles, his tail wagging mischievously. "The ancient Egyptians knew that a dog-headed god would be much more cuddly and approachable than some scruffy old jackal. Plus, let's be honest, dogs are just way more fun to hang out with."
Anubis' Job Description: More Than Just a Grim Reaper
While Anubis is often associated with death and the afterlife, his responsibilities go far beyond simply being the "Grim Reaper." In fact, Anubis takes great pride in his role as the official "Weigher of Hearts," where he judges the souls of the deceased to determine their worthiness for the afterlife.
"It's a tough job, but someone's gotta do it," Anubis says, his tongue lolling out in a canine grin. "But don't worry, I'm not just some cold-hearted judge. I also like to think of myself as a celestial therapist, helping the departed work through their issues before they move on to the next life."
Anubis' Favorite Crystal: Obsidian (Because Black Goes with Everything)
When it comes to crystals, Anubis has a clear favorite – obsidian. "What can I say, I'm a sucker for the dark and brooding look," he admits, his eyes gleaming with a mischievous twinkle. "Plus, obsidian is the perfect crystal for cleansing and protecting the soul, which is kind of my specialty."
Anubis also has a soft spot for the earthy, grounding energy of obsidian, which he believes helps to keep him centered and focused, even when he's dealing with the heavy emotions of the afterlife.
Incense Preferences: Myrrh (It's to Die For)
If there's one thing Anubis loves more than obsidian, it's the rich, earthy scent of myrrh. "Myrrh is just the bee's knees, you know?" he says, his nose twitching as he inhales the fragrance. "It's got that perfect balance of sweetness and depth, just like me. Plus, it's great for meditation and connecting with the spiritual realm, which is kind of my jam."
Anubis also appreciates the fact that myrrh has been used in ancient Egyptian rituals for centuries, making it the perfect incense to honor his legacy.
Anubis and the LGBT+ Community: Equality in the Afterlife
Anubis is a firm believer in equality, and he's been a staunch supporter of the LGBTQ+ community for as long as he can remember. "Hey, we're all just souls trying to find our way, you know?" he says, his tail wagging emphatically. "I don't care if you're gay, straight, or somewhere in between – as long as you're a good person, you're welcome in my afterlife."
In fact, Anubis has been known to lend a helping paw to LGBT+ individuals who are struggling with their identity or facing discrimination in the mortal realm. "I may be the god of death, but I'm also the god of second chances," he says, his eyes shining with compassion. "And I'll be damned if I'm going to let anyone feel excluded or unwelcome in the afterlife."
Anubis' Role at Hugs Across The Cosmos
At Hugs Across The Cosmos, Anubis has become something of an unofficial mascot and customer service representative. "I may be a deity, but I still love to get my paws dirty and help out where I can," he says, his tongue lolling out in a canine grin.
Anubis has been known to test out the latest products in the Hugs Across The Cosmos Monthly Mystery Boxes, offering his expert opinion on everything from crystals to incense to spiritual tools. "I'm just a sucker for a good surprise, you know?" he admits, his tail wagging excitedly. "Plus, it's a great way for me to stay connected to the mortal realm and make sure my people are getting the best of the best."
How to Connect with Anubis
If you're looking to forge a deeper connection with Anubis, the first step is to embrace your inner dog-lover. "I'm all about that unconditional love and loyalty, you know?" he says, his eyes sparkling with mischief. "So, if you're the type of person who's always down for a good belly rub or a game of fetch, then we're gonna get along just fine."
Anubis also recommends incorporating some of his favorite things into your spiritual practice, like setting up an altar with obsidian and myrrh, or even trying your hand at some DIY rituals and offerings. "Hey, I'm not picky," he says with a wink. "As long as you're bringing the treats, I'm happy to lend an ear – or a paw – to help you out."
Why Working with Anubis is a Howling Good Idea
At the end of the day, working with Anubis is all about embracing the darker, more mysterious aspects of life, while still maintaining a sense of humor and playfulness. "Look, I know I'm the god of death, but that doesn't mean I can't also be the god of a good time," Anubis says, his tail wagging enthusiastically.
By connecting with Anubis, you'll not only learn valuable life lessons about facing your fears and embracing the unknown, but you'll also discover the power of laughter and levity, even in the face of the most daunting challenges. "After all, what's the point of being a deity if you can't have a little fun, right?" Anubis says, his eyes twinkling with mischief.
So, what are you waiting for? It's time to unleash your inner Anubis and start howling with laughter on your spiritual journey. Just remember to bring plenty of treats – this dog-headed deity has a serious sweet tooth.